I'm Lana. I'm 22 years old, I pride myself on being a massive geek, and this blog would probably be best described as my little house of geekiness.... And PMS..... and horniness.... and general ranting.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
You just drink your latte, but these guys have other things in mind..
What the fuck
now I feel ashamed
how is this even done???????
I’m a barista….. I shall teach you my ways. Pay me in cookies.
Is it wrong that I sometimes go on my ex boyfriend’s Tumblr for the pure entertainment value that he’s now a part-time cleaner and still thinks he’s better than eveyrone else? Hey, dickhead, remember when you used me and my illness to get your uni work done? How did that go for you…? Karma totally is a thing.
Oh yeah, he told me about that…. When you gave him the go-ahead to make a 3D animation symbolizing the effects of BPD and the way it felt to you. Oh, and you filled out a questionnaire about it. I mean yeah, it seems like you really had a problem with him making bpd and your experiences the subject of his project….
And yeah, he’s a part-time cleaner, he’s got an actual job. (Have you got one of those yet, Emma?)
Oh, some other things you might want to know about our life seeing as you’re so interested in his tumblr. We have pur own place, we’re saving up for a deposit on a mortgage, we have an appointment at the bank next week to set up our ‘baby fund’ (We’re aiming to start trying for kids in two or three years time) and we’re currently in the process of setting up Karl’s graphic design business. Life is actually awesome at the moment, thanks karma! :D
Snakes yawning should be a thing.
IM GOING TO GO CRY FROM HOW CUTE THIS LITTLE FUCK IS
Love it when my lil man yawns
Lana will literally go mental.
I had no idea snakes could even yawn.
People never understand why I find snakes the cutest animals on the planet.
Here’s why, bitches.
King of the Internets: itsokayimwearingbigknickers: Can someone hit me up with pros and cons...
Can someone hit me up with pros and cons of tablet vs laptop? I’ll love you forever.
Laptop
- Small enough to use anywhere in your house/flat.
- Portable enough to use in public if needs be.
- Some are small enough to not need a laptop bag and will fit inside a…
Baby, you never do housework.
This will make Lana literally go mental.
Arrrgblffffuhgdjjgejdoppuuuitubdhhxbdhhshn!
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Stay close to anything that makes you glad you are alive.
Hafiz (via thatkindofwoman)
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What ingredients does it take to make you?
Sarah is made of poison, lemon, and reclusive. With a dash of Twitter.
This is surprisingly accurate.
Kyla is made of lipstick, Disco, and distractions. With a dash of TV Tropes.
Bali is made of books, Country, and dullness. With a dash of derp derp.
oh my god how did they know
Caligaes is made of adobo, Classical, and gullibility. With a dash of Apocalypse.
adobo goya btw
Hamburger Jack is made of rhinos, memes, and leftovers. With a dash of Wikipedia.
…okay
Monique is made of coffee, fried food, and kindness. With a dash of new school.
…pretty accurate, really.
Carrie is made of power, books, and shadows. With a dash of Tumblr.
Power? Shadows?Tatiana is made of beer, books, and hand guns. With a dash of cuddles.
I’LL TAKE IT.Lacey is made of waffles, movies, and honesty. With a dash of the South.
On point.
Karl is made of daggers, deodorant, and servitude. With a dash of Bear Grylls.
This just in, I’m a badass.
Lana Fell is made of chocolate, music, and forgetfulness. With a dash of James Bond. http://en.shindanmaker.com/219278
AWESOME
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